29th Apr 2003
Seemed Funny at the Time
This is so wrong and juvinile, and God help me if any clients see this, but I was bored. Language learners take note:
Bearded clam, Cooter, The “C” word, Hair pie, Hole, Hootch, Kootchie (pot), Love grotto, Merkin, Money maker, Muff, Padina, Pink, Poontang, Pudenda, Puffy, Pussy, Quiff, Quim, Slit, Snatch, Snizz, Squeezebox, Taco, Trim, Tuna, Twat, Wasp’s nest, Winkie.
Step-brohiem adds: Honey Pot, Thicket, Trent Lott (He’s a Twat), Good Listener, Fish, The Lingua Franca Of Barnard College, Gabby Hayes, Gorilla Salad, Mudflaps, Whiskey Down, Poppin Fresh, Conflict Mediator, Dumb Things I Gotta Do.
The obvious counterpart may soon follow, depending on how much hate mail I get from this one. This would be an example of the downside of self-publishing.
UPDATE:
Mark adds: Cake, Box, Fanny (UK), Beaver, Oven, Lady Jane, Ginie and Mouse.
Diana adds, with giddy chagrin, two more from her childhood: Dink and Private Pot.
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