Proposed New Slogans for the Republican Party

The Republican Party: We [Heart] Looters

The Republican Party: If We Could Do That Well With a Hurricane, Just Imagine How We'll Do With a Dirty Nuke!

The Republican Party: You Mean, This Isn't What Jesus Would Do?

The Republican Party: Representing the Richest 1% and the Dumbest 48%

The Republican Party: Pro-Life and Pro-Death

The Republican Party: September 11th. Recession. Iraq War. Favors for the Super Rich. Abu Ghraib. Record Oil and Gas Prices. New Orleans. But At Least No Blowjobs!

The Republican Party: Give Us Four More Years and We Promise Pestilence and Plague

The Republican Party: Blah Blah Blah Jesus Blah Blah Jesus Blah Blah Jesus Blah

The Republican Party: Election Fraud Works!

The Republican Party: Almost as Well Informed as Bloggers

The Republican Party: Leveling the Playing Field Between America and the Third World

The Republican Party: Code Orange

The Republican Party: Um...Jesus?

NEW:

The Republican Party: Clueless Fratboys, Rich Fucks and Jesus Freaks

[A work in progress. Feel free to leave your own ideas.]